Create the worst round 1 fixture possible

Bit of fun. Don’t get too triggered.

Thursday night - Gold Coast vs St Kilda in Cairns

Friday night - North Melbourne vs West Coast in Hobart

Saturday - 1pm Geelong vs Sydney GMHBA 3.30pm - Brisbane vs Essendon GABBA 7pm - Bulldogs vs Crows in Ballarat 7.30- Carlton vs Port in Shanghai China

Sunday - 1pm Giants vs Pies in Sydney 3pm - Dees vs Hawks Hobart 5.30pm - Freo vs Richmond in Perth

Does any of this excite you?