Snow day? Of course not

Six inches of snow on the ground over half an inch of solid ice, temps below zero (Fahrenheit). Local high school and county offices out for the day, local tradesmen invoking their inclement weather clauses so they don’t have to go out unless necessary.

You’d think the college kids would get a snow day, right?

Apparently not. At this point, I’m convinced that the president or whoever makes this decision glanced outside for three seconds from the comfort of his office and decides “yeah sure we can let the students and faculty meander about in this weather.”

They sent out a pathetic PR email about layering clothes to stay warm and staying outside for less than ten minutes. The kicker?

It is a fifteen minute walk from my dorm to my 8-AM class.

Fucking Christ.

TL;DR: subzero temps, inches of snow, and icy ground, but no snow day.