You have to rename your *insert pet here* because that's what I'm naming my baby.

Why do there appear to be so many stories like this?

Like ma'am, sir, that animal already existed in the family with that name before you/your spouse even got pregnant. Why do you feel entitled to the name now? If have such an issue with your child sharing a name with an animal, why would you give them the same name as an existing pet?

The entitlement here is ridiculous.