What’s your dumbest alcoholic injury?

I can’t begin to talk about all the stupid, silly things I’ve done to hurt myself when wasted, but I’d like to hear other people’s experiences with injuries that were solely due to alcohol. The top two I have are: taking the lid off of a bottle of cheap vodka, it was so sharp it slashed my thumb. I’m talking like deep enough I had to put stitches in. The other was opening the fifth bottle of champagne on a teenage new years event, and having the cork blow directly into my eye so hard I couldn’t see well for the next day or so.