What is the funniest or oddest thing your neurologist/doctor treating your migraines has said to you about anything relating to your migraines?

Everybody needs a little bit of humor in their lives, especially us that suffer from migraines. Neurologists and those that treat migraines, etc., are also very interesting people and sometimes they will say the funniest or oddest things to you about your migraines that usually need further explanation especially to everyday normal, not-scientific people.

I'm curious, what are some of the funniest and/or oddest things that have been said to you? We all need some humor here, people!