bg3 characters driving headcanons

• karlach: reckless driver but doesn’t get into accidents because her reflexes are too fast, she is one with the car because she herself is powered by an engine. jerky stops and barely slows down for turns

• minsc: curb hitter supreme, hands always at 10 and 2, always drives at exactly the speed limit or below, asks boo for help because he can’t remember the rules of the road

• wyll: religious turn signal user, lets u merge, lets other people go before him at stop signs even if he got there first

• astarion: big horn honker, will honk as soon as the light turns green if he’s behind u, the LED lights stay ON, i would say he texts while driving too but he doesn’t have any friends to text

• lae’zel: will speed up just to get to a stoplight, loves to weave around traffic on the highway, is competing in a nascar race with the other drivers in her mind

• gale: has a car phone installed and a few quirky bumper stickers, overall a pretty normal driver

• shadowheart: zones out while driving and mostly just looks straight ahead, cuts people off, parks like shit and doesn’t care

• jaheira: wisdom/experience over rules. drives with one hand or no hands, frequently checks phone and eats while driving, speed limits are just suggestions. with passengers she tries slightly harder to act like a responsible driver

• minthara: frequently goes 60 in school zones, actively tries to hit pedestrians, keeps a gun in the glove compartment to shoot cops who pull her over

• halsin: takes public transportation, walks or rides a horse or some shit

i just got my license after 5 permits and 7 years i think i’m minsc