No. Please. Don't go. I can change. 🙄

There's no one on Earth with a more inflated sense of self-importance than an overly entitled customer who threatens to shop at a competitor store. As if losing their business will cripple the company and put us all out of jobs. Sir, I don't give a kangaroo's ass where you shop, as long as it's not here. Go be somebody else's problem. You need directions? I got you.

What do people honestly expect to achieve when they say that? Do they think the product that I just told them was out of stock will magically appear? Do they think the prices will magically adjust? Do they think I will just fall to my knees, break down in tears, and beg forgiveness at the mere thought of them doing business with a competitor?

Like, stop embarrassing yourself.