The Curse of Philip Klass - 1983

THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF PHILIP J. KLASS

To "ufologists" who publicly criticize skeptics, ... or who even think unkind things about them in private , I do hereby leave and bequeath:

THE UFO CURSE (aka THE TRUTH):

No matter how long you live, you will never know any more about UFOs than you know today.

You will never know any more about what UFOs really are, or where they come from.

You will never know any more about what the U.S. Government really knows about UFOs than you know today.

As you lie on your own death-bed you will be as mystified about UFOs as you are today. And you will remember this curse.