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canned_sunshine

Itsh a shtereotype, and itsh offenshiv!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

I took it off Buffy Summers. Vamp-slayer had the toughest reputation in Sunnydale, but she never came back after I got through with her.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Johnny Sack watching Ginny get undressed for the first time on their wedding night

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

The average circlejerksopranos member trying to watch TV while his sister-in-law is breastfeeding on the other couch

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Out there it’s 2025, in here it’s 1996

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

You think this job is easy? I have kids.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

You never admit the existence of this thing

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

My photo gets posted online every time some circlejerker uses a Phil Leotardo quote, that’s my fuckin legacy

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Sharp as a fucking cue ball this one

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

To me she’s beautiful, Chase-esque

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Sure, we kick some balls here tonight, but I go way back.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Overhearing the breaking news

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

You punk-ass pieces of shit! You forget I'm a captain?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Would you let the man tee off?! You yap worse than six barbers!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Lotta money in this shit

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

‘Fuckin punk ass pieces of shit, what'd you forget I'm a captain?’

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

She’s a knockout, a ten. And look at you, Artie: you’re average, at best.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

‘Princess Diana, whatever happened there’

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Uncle Junia bowcat pon a criss ting

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Mi own mada!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

canned_sunshine

Krasnov can’t help you now

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canned_sunshine

When you create a huge news story big enough to bury the news that your name was in the Epstein flight logs

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Winston Churchill visiting the White House in 1942. I wonder if anyone asked the wartime leader if he owned a suit.

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canned_sunshine

Members of this sub running here to post after seeing the Gene Hackman news

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head